defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

(via whileyousleepalonetonight)

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

(via piercingsandink)

Black Moustache