when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(Source: pizza, via im-my-own-w0rst-enemy)
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
(Source: pizza, via im-my-own-w0rst-enemy)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
(via saygoodnight-notgoodbye)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(via saygoodnight-notgoodbye)
excellent now i can email my mom and dad my favorite text posts
(via im-my-own-w0rst-enemy)
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
(Source: thewhiskyboy, via saygoodnight-notgoodbye)