mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

font size 7

Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

(via cut-a-smile-into-my-face)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

(via heiresscouldntcareless)

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

me:image

(Source: brititsh, via cut-a-smile-into-my-face)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via pizza)

a-potter-head:

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour

that’s marvellous

(via cut-a-smile-into-my-face)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

Black Moustache