glassraptor:

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

(via ruinedchildhood)

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

(via ruinedchildhood)

vermilionzephyr:

>when the final boss theme is a remix of the main theme

(via coluring)

olivialaurel:

Always pee before painting your nails I cannot stress this enough

(via datassium)

communistbakery:

bf: *nuts*
me: thatll be $15
bf: wtf i thought u were my gf
me: “if you’re good at something never do it for free” — heath ledger

(via coluring)

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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